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Celebrities say the darnedest things – and Twitterverse is a good place to find them. This week, we've got words of the wise from social media geek Ashton Kutcher, a sweet shoutout to the Jonas brothers' mom, and a big vocab word (or so he says) from unexplainable tween sensation Justin Bieber. Oh, and check out the Hilton sisters--they both made it to our best tweets list for being lovably succinct.

BEST

"2 faced people suck" - Nicky Hilton

"Just met @nickjonas mom, what a sweet lady. I give props to mothers who have kids in this industry. Our moms are truly the stars." - Marlon Wayans

"I would recommend the iPad to people who want to consume media & entertainment but would warn that it's limiting to those who want to create it." - Ashton Kutcher

"'Head fake' means managing to fake everyone out... slip it under the radar. Sandra adopted a baby DURING OSCAR season. NO ONE knew. Bravo!" - Marlee Matlin

"Dear @chelseahandler, Nice tits ;) Xo P." - Paris Hilton

WORST

"Puppies, kittens, and babies look so cute when they yawn. I think its a youth thing." - Pete Wentz

"I was getting dressed for the Laker game and I put on a pair of boots and now I can't take them off without some1s help! I guess I'm wearin them." - Khloe Kardashian

"Really (vocab word) "detest" early mornings..." - Justin Bieber

"Great legs make a man wanna follow the trail that leads to that treasure. #StairMasterForTheSummerLadies "- Tyrese

"I think I might be menstruating. Either that or my asshole is crying. Ah, airport security lines." - Sarah Silverman